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[Aug. 17th, 2011|10:38 pm] |
Layth, I am way taller than that. Way to fail.
But no, seriously, anyone who dresses up like one of those guys will get killed.
[Helga]
Hey love. If someone wanted you to use your powers for their costume, what would you charge?
[TEAM DAI! aka. Issy and Layth]
You're getting homework. Comment here and I'll give you someone's name. You've got half an hour to get back to me with a strategy for taking them down. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2011|03:19 am] |
Carys says 'Hi!', guys.
Also, after I become champion we're going to get married and be the King and Queen of Wales and raise a shitload of dragons and conquer all the rest of your poxy countries. Just so you know. |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2011|01:37 am] |
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I need a healer! |
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[Jul. 18th, 2011|05:29 pm] |
Three things;
One. I'm in Alpha House. Anyone who's in trouble near there and needs an escort, just drop me a message, me and Gnash will be there on the double.
Two. Dante. Stop trying to rip the armour off my fucking back, you magnetic pillock.
Three. Whoever has the lowest kill count at the end of this is buying the drinks. |
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[Jul. 10th, 2011|02:04 am] |
Right. As a completely hypothetical situation, if you should ever cross paths with a dragon bitch whilst she's in heat (you'll know by the sound she makes, sort of a high-pitched chirrup) here is what you should do;
- Stay low to the ground. The taller or bigger you seem, the more you're going to get her going.
- Throw any meat you might be carrying. As far as you possibly can.
- Try to avoid making any sudden movements as much as possible. Meat-throwing aside.
- Talk in low, soothing tones. A high-pitched shriek really won't help.
- If she pounces you, stay completely still and quiet as the grave. With any luck, she'll lose interest and move on.
- If it gets really dire, try tickling her under the chin. That calms her down sometimes.
Not that this is at all relevant right now. At all.
Filtered to Team Dai
Got a bit of a situation to deal with right now. Think you two can handle sparring with each other? |
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[Jun. 18th, 2011|06:58 pm] |
Well. That was bracing.
Pop Quiz Training Session or what? |
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[Jun. 6th, 2011|06:18 pm] |
[Locked to Senior Alpha Wolves]
Right, I'm going to be a dick and call 'dibs' on Layth here and now.
And also ask for some advice; I need some decent ranged offense to round my team out. Suggestions?
[Locked to Layth]
You're on my team, or I'm kicking your ass.
How are you with weapons?
[Locked to Kon]
Hey Mate.
Anyone asked you to be on their team yet? |
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[Jun. 1st, 2011|09:10 pm] |
Filtered to Alpha Wolves
Right.
Bit of a moral dilemma here. Vi just asked me to the Social. ...and pretty much guaranteed that I'd be getting my end away at the end of the night.
But Vi and Carys are dating. And I'm not sure if this is a whole thing with lesbians or not, where it's okay to shag a guy every now and then. Because if it isn't, that would be pretty shit for Carys. And Carys is probably one of the best girls on this planet. So.
Thoughts?
/end filter
So, who's not going to the Social and wants something fun to do that night? |
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[May. 29th, 2011|08:57 pm] |
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I think it's safe to say that Beer Cannon is the new Official Camulus sport, right? |
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[May. 3rd, 2011|09:02 pm] |
Fun Fact; Everytime I've left Llanfairpwllgwyngyll or Camulus before now, it's been to head somewhere equally as/more cold. Pretty sure the hottest I've ever been was the Canary Islands. ...and we were only there for a day.
I'm sweating f***ing buckets and wishing I'd left my hammer back home, really. And now Gnasher's being an uppity little thing and won't let me saddle her up with some of my armour.
When we get back on campus, I'm taking auditions for a squire. Attendance is mandatory for Alpha Freshmen. |
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